Saturday, 10 April 2010

The big boat journey - ferry from Vancouver Island to Juneau in Alaska.









Is THIS the boat? Bit small, but well-ventilated.

















Ahhhh - THIS one! Big boat, small inlet. first stage of northward ferry journey - Port Hardy, on Vancouver Island. A bit early to run aground, perhaps

Always look on the bright side - safety first. Brrr - too cold for a dip.










I wonder if I could get a job modelling hats? Or tea-pot cosies?





So THIS is what happened to the passenger who complained about the food...





Up a creek like this, who'd want a paddle?




Getting scenic... and very cold


Juneau - home of closed shops and empty streets - waiting for the cruise-ships of summer.

And finally - the view from my hostel.

Trains and boats and planes

The plane came first – 18 hours of it, from Singapore to Los Angeles. This involved moving 14 hours forward – or was it back, as I repeated the 23rd of March, An auspicious day to repeat, as it was exactly 6 months ago, on 23rd September, that I left home.
I arrived in LA unsure whether I was coming or going, here or there, not helped by the fact that the taxi driver DID NOT KNOW where the main station for LA actually was. He punched something into his GPS then phoned a friend. Luckily he wasn’t on ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire’ as friend got it wrong and we ended up in the bus station!
However, once we reached the train station, my worries ended. I had booked a couchette to travel in style from LA to Seattle on the ‘Coast Starlight’ express. Lovely name for a lovely journey. I was greeted as I boarded with the delightful question: “Would you prefer champagne or sparkling cider?” and I sat and sipped champagne as the train pulled out of the station.
I was also realising another dream as I have always wanted to travel on the upper deck of one of those lo-o-ong American trains on a lo-o-ong journey. This one was quite short by American standards – only 26 hours – and was total bliss. There I was, jet-lagged and ready to gaze at beautiful scenery. On one side stretched isolated beaches and rugged coastlines; on the other were snow-capped mountains, marshes and fields stretching to the horizon. If I wanted variety I could change sides by going to the observation car, complete with swivel armchairs! At various times we had cheese & wine tastings / talks from knowledgeable volunteers who hopped on and off the train / movies in the special car. And the food – two places to eat, with different menus, and local, fresh foodstuffs.
As I slept through the night on my comfy bed, I became aware that the train was going round bends and tunnels, and climbing quite steeply. I woke up early the next morning, opened the curtain and saw snow! We were powering through snowdrifts and snow-covered trees / hills, etc, across ravines and gulleys, along steeply-sided cut-outs. The onboard volunteer (later) told us harrowing tales of landslides and track closures; a fairly recent one had closed the lines for almost 6 months…
We arrived in Seattle early; I thought of hiding under the seat and taking the return journey but didn’t fancy being found and cast out into the snow. Besides, it was time to move on, to Vancouver.

… which was brilliant. What a beautiful location, harbour surrounded by more snow-capped mountains, with lit-up ski-runs. I had a splendid time there, thanks to Peggy and Melba, two ‘friends of friends’ who took me under their wing and showed me the ‘real’ city.

Then, another plane to Port Hardy, a lonely inlet on the NE of Vancouver island (which, incidentally, is half the size of England). Flying over such beautiful, rugged countryside was riveting; I looked for signs of human settlement – nothing, apart from a few coastal settlements,

Why Port Hardy – to catch the ferryboat to Juneau – a journey of 4 days…

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

A little boat trip







Battambang – Siem Reap boat journey. One of the great boat journeys of SE Asia.
It had to be done.

7.30: All aboard. 18 of us, packed in. Luckily, boat has canopy – already hot.
Boat powers along river, surges past fishing villages, boats, people fishing, washing, laundering. We pass temples with signs saying ‘No fishing’ in Khmer and take loads of photos. Area quite prosperous; concrete bungalows among bamboo huts, most with tv aerials, cars parked next to roads.
8.30: river still wide but we are slower now. Occasional revs of engine as we go over sandbanks. People on sunny side pull down shades – it’s getting hot.
We pass villages with tall stilted huts, naked children swimming in the water or paddling. They shout and wave at the boat then jump into the bow waves as they splash against the bank. But our wash is fierce; a family with small children are tip-toeing onto a small boat, trying to keep their balance. Whoops, whoops, bugger. The boat capsizes and the family is chucked into the water. We just power onwards while they pick themselves out of the water.
We pass rubbish – a whole tree-trunk, lot of branches, another branch with plastic bags impaled on every twig. The river in flood must be a mighty animal but right now it is fast becoming a dribble.
9.30: Now going very very slow. There are lots of other boats on the river, which twists & turns. Our wash reveals how shallow the water is – 1 or 2 feet in places. We pass a big, wide blue wooden boat, loaded up with sacks of something heavy – rice? It’s stuck; Mum and Dad are behind the boat, in the water, pushing, a teenager at the front, is pulling, sometimes using his back to try and manoeuvre the boat into deeper water. A toddler stands at the front of the boat, thumb in mouth, watching, wide-eyed. He is naked. Another 2-3 years and he, too, will be pushing.
10.30: We pass a small fishing village. It is VERY poor; possibly the people are nomads. Hard to say, Houses are just bamboo poles with bits of wood, sheeting or nylon as ‘walls’. We go very slowly now; the engine over-revs; crowds of children gather to wave and smile and shout hello. They only have to walk to keep up with us. The boat grounds; we hear scraping sounds and feel the boat judder. The engine revs up again, our man-at-the-front-with-the-pole pushes harder; we are free. Then it happens again. We go into reverse – a loud, harsh engine rev that partly spins the boat around. We are free but progress is slow.
We ground again. Our second guy wades thigh-deep in the water to the back of the boat, pushing from that end now. Perhaps we should get out??? Perhaps we had too much breakfast??? We are now across the entire width of the river.
A Cambodian man goes to the front, picks up his small pink rucsac and heads for the back of the boat. Is he planning an escape??? A Dutchman jumps into the river and helps push. That is all that’s needed – within 10 seconds, the boat shifts. We applaud.
11.30: and we are going so slowly that there is no cooling river breeze. The pilot is an expert, easing the boat along, wary of sudden scrapes on the river bottom. The propeller clunks, hard. Bad news? We glance backwards at the engineer but he looks unruffled. River narrows but doesn’t deepen. Banks are 5-6 feet high, covered with deep green vegetation, bushes and pale pink convulvulus. A fisherman stands chest-deep in water; our boat heads for him – this is a guide to deep places! He moves out of the way, stands and grins at us. There was no danger – things happen slowly on this part of the river. We pass more nomadic fisherman, their small orange nets hanging from bamboo poles. The banks are muddy, covered with tall grasses and ferns; on the other side are bushes.
We round another bend in the river and move out of the shade. The sun’s heat is fierce. It’s slightly wider now and we pass ducks. Three small children, two of them naked, one wearing a pair of too-large men’s pants which he keeps pulling up, wave from a long, high wooden stiltway. The river bank is full of people here, though the huts are basic to the point of nonexistent. We pass a sunken boat – oh dear. Then a small fishing boat poled along by a boy no older than 10. His older brother sits paying out the lines, crouching, muscled and tanned, in the middle of the boat. He doesn’t look up – he is concentrating.
We move on. The slight river breeze disappears again as the riverside vegetation gets thicker. A pair of herons flies away, their long white wings and elegant legs standing out against the green. We pass a fish-trap, a maze of branches set in the middle of a square of poles; there are many of these. As well as heading for deep water, our pilot also has to miss floating boats, sunken boats, fish traps, nets, floating rubbish and remnants of floods, such as complete tree trunks.
We go within touching distance of the bank. The mud is steep and eroded, tree roots stick out, some fibrous, others large and wooden. In places, giant spider webs lurk for the unwary. Spider webs? No, they are discarded or abandoned fishing nets.
Pampas grasses fill the opposite shallower bank. We edge along, creeping past fish traps. The man-with-a-pole is constantly vigilant, standing at the prow, feeling with it, or using it to push through shallow water, helped by the engine’s revs.
The engine stops. There is a delightful moment of peace and calm as the boat drifts downriver, but bangs and clanks from the back show that something is wrong – it wasn’t a stop to rest our shattered ears. It takes 5 minutes to put things right and we are off again.
The river is now between 15-20 feet wide. The boat goes against the left-hand bank and thorny branches thwack against the boat. We move back, hastily.
12.30: We pass more nomadic villages – such poverty. Shelters are made from bushes, with sheeting, wood, anything – or nothing. But one has a well-stocked village shop under an awning stretched over poles. A woman comes out as we pass, carrying a small child and a long yellow balloon,
1.00: The bank gets small, the area spreads out & we pass another village. Boats look like small Noah’s Arks with a large superstructure in the middle, made of anything & everything – straw matting, wood, asbestos, polystyrene, metal. Both prow and stern are tilted and most boats are painted blue..
At last the river becomes deeper, engine noise resumes to normal & breeze picks up. We are starting to go fast! No, engine noise resumes intermittent / loud roar as we edge around a fishing trap & head straight into the bank. Sudden jolt as we touch bottom. Engine roars, pole guy rocks from side to side as he pushes, we follow his movement so that the whole boat rocks. No luck. No, we’re off – a few hard shoves & we are amongst the fishing traps. Now the engine has stopped. Peace at last… but why?
The engineer seems to be ratcheting the engine to a different angle, perhaps so that we don’t run aground so much. Time will tell. Or maybe they are trying a repair…?
The birdsong is beautiful – lots of trills and ripples of sound as we gently rock in the middle of the river. The ratcheting continues.
The journey is starting to take on dimensions of ‘I’m a celebrity, get me out of here.’ People are sweating, smoking and one man next to me has consulted his travel documents & is using his mobile phone. Who will crack first??? A few are scratching mossiebites or flapping at flies, which appeared as if by magic when we stopped. People stand, stretch, scratch…
Mr Pole is poling us down the river – it’s very pleasant. A fish jumps, there are lots of bubbles; we drift… Venice, anyone?
There is a clonk – someone is hitting the engine – hard. The engine starts up and birds fly from the banks.
Slowly the river widens, we speed up, the air freshens. We see small wooden boats towing funnel-shaped dragnets which reach 50ft into the sky, their bottoms full of river rubbish and plastic bags. The nets have been made to be dragged along the river or lake bottoms. Lake? Are we nearing Tonle Sap?
1.30: At last! The boat slows down, pulls in to a floating restaurant – our break-time. We have been going for 6 hours. It is a complete floating village; even pigs and chickens are kept in floating cages. Narrow plankways lead from home to home. I go to the loo. It is simple and effective – a rectangle cut into a piece of wood, one foot above the water-line.. Well, at least we have the privacy of a cubicle.
2.00: The area becomes less poor. We pass some well-built houseboats, painted blue, with plants outside adding a welcome splash of colour. Everything seems organised; water hyacinth is in its place, channels are marked and I spot a school (though locked up). We see five uniformed girls, rowing to school – a new slant on the school bus.
The boat stops again and drifts into the bank. Man-with-a-pole and pilot wade to the back; clearly something serious is afoot. MWAP opens a locker and drags out a new propeller. Perhaps the original one has suffered one hit too many. Whatever, within ten minutes the new one is installed and we continue.
People are looking tired; several fall asleep, girlfriends wrapping themselves around boyfriends in uncomfortable-looking poses. The dozing men sit with arms folded, occasionally twitching or jerking.
3.00: We pass a village with a floating library and school donated by UNICEF. The impression is of fierce poverty but stability, though everything depends on fish. If the fish supply were to dry up…
It has become very flat and – around a bend, the area opens out completely and we are on the lake. At last. Fishing nets stretch for miles, occasional gaps allowing boats to pass. People stretch and stand up, enjoying the increased breeze as we power across the lake.
The boat leaves the lake and starts to slow down. We turn into a major channel and the atmosphere changes. There are suddenly a lot of tour boats, with comfy individual armchairs, its inhabitants looking regal. But we are tough, we are rugged, we have survived.
Twenty minutes later we land.
It took almost 10 hours.




Visa running in Cambodia











The title sounds vaguely Mafia-esque: it's quite simple. My Thai visa had run out, so I had to leave Thailand to re-enter it & get another one. I decided to re-visit Cambodia and travel via Battambang which sounded 'interesting'. Read on and find out more...



Mon 22nd Feb
Battambang – middle of nowhere and a crazy place.
Went to railway station . Not to catch a train as it’s closed (forever?) with the station clock stopped at 8.10. Curvy, wrinkled, rusty railway lines (sounds like someone you know???) – this could be why the few trains that actually run in Cambodia do so very, very slowly. Looked around crumbing Victorian & Art Deco railway sheds – most with people living inside them. V. evocative buildings but the engines, etc have been moved to Phnom Penh (capital of Cambodia) – what a shame.

Then to big temple at the top of about 328 steps. I sound specific – no I didn’t count them – I was too puffed. Temple OK, like Angkor Wat – then looked for caves – 3 of them, only 1 is still mined… the implications of that casual statement are quite riveting.
Scrambled down hill, eventually found them. Impressive. Best thing was, we were joined by 5 teenage monks & 3 friends of theirs, who had offerings for the small Buddha statues in there. They had also brought a radio & stood around listening to pop music & smoking in the torchlight. Talk about a hideaway! I wonder what Buddha thought of it all.

Then had impromptu back massage by lovely old lady who started off by fanning me with a homemade cardboard fan stapled to a bit of wood. It worked v well.

Off again, to Pepsi Factory – why? It had been closed by the Khmer Rouge when they took over the town in 1978 (I suppose Pepsi must be a major symbol of decadence – very un-Communist). Took atmospheric photos of left-over machinery and abandoned cobwebby bottles, all empties. (I wonder what happened to the full bottles? Not drunk by anyone, by chance???)
Next? Crocodile farm – mobile handbags - lots of them, like statues, then one would suddenly move, yawn… slither into the water – very fast - with a mighty kerfuffle & splash.

Also visited crumbling ruin of Khmer temple, directly behind a v modern Thai-style one. Next to this was a giant-size Buddha. Incongruous mix of styles & ages. Final temple had been used by Khmer Rouge as a prison, with the surrounding area a killing field. Horrible. It was commemorated by a large memorial, part of which was an ossuary. Probably loads of monk bones in there. Around the bottom were graphic sculptures which detailed various KR atrocities in the area.

We also visited a fish market. What a pong!!! The fish were cleaned by machine – a twirler screw thing in water; the water was scummy & smelt disgusting – not much cleaning going on here… Then they were gutted, really quickly, in the open air.

Grand finale – the bamboo train! It went from nowhere to nowhere, very fast. The principle is simple: the few trains that actually run in Cambodia go very slowly; they are easy to spot and there is loads of time to get out of their way. In the meantime, those horribly warped rails with gaps between them are lying idle. Enter (very quickly) the Bamboo Train. Two sets of wheels, placed on rails. 1 bamboo platform, with guard rails & built-in engine. Belt thing-y (technology is my strong point…) to connect engine to wheels. Passengers + luggage / goods / motorbikes etc. And, off you go, like a bat out of hell, hurtling incredibly fast – a wacky dash along badly spaced, uneven lines. I sat in the front, holding on to nothing, bounced & jolted. Bridges – excellent – huge gaps, old pieces of wood as sleepers. Stop? No problem – my guys had to give way, it literally took one minute to disassemble, move offline & assemble. It was slick. It was fun. It was glorious!









Friday, 19 February 2010

Life on a Thailand island - 'The Nunnery'

Just when you think life can’t get much better…it does. I saw a small ad which flashed up, briefly, on Facebook, about a writers’ workshop on a Thai island.
So I joined up!
And it was great!
It was held at The Nunnery (name has been changed to protect the innocent) which is quite well-known in the UK as several excellent reviews have been written about it. This is the brochure entry that I could write some day.

Come to the Nunnery and leave the real world behind. Many who come here for a week stay for a month. This is because they cannot face the difficult, often hazardous climb off the small speedboat which has conveyed them across choppy seas. Anxious as always to provide an excellent service, sickbags are free or you can vomit into the sea. This is as long as you have not eaten any plastic recently: we try our very best to be truly eco-friendly. A favourite timewasting pastime of our long-term residents is watching people jump off the boat. Highest marks are awarded to those who fall backwards into the surf and soak their rucsacs. Gold stars if they are carrying an ipod.
This island paradise is set on a remote, palm-fringed beach. We have a wide range of huts and luxurious houses to suit every wallet. Unfortunately they are always full. Or possibly double-booked, so that you have to leave your accommodation at a strange time in the day – or night. Often at (literally) a moment’s notice. We do this deliberately – we feel it adds excitement and spontaneity to your stay as you never really know where you will sleep each night. Or with whom.
Our accommodation is beautifully positioned in secluded locations up a steep hillside. We have avoided signposts and adequate lighting; we feel that arriving at your home – or arriving anywhere – should be seen as an achievement. It is also an exciting way to make friends and influence people, by asking for, or giving, directions. However, we do not suggest giving wrong directions to the same person too often as the Nunnery is a place of peace, harmony and love. And we do not have a hospital nearby.
Sample the delicious, healthy food in our restaurant. Our menu is filled with exciting recipes, each of which is carefully described. We have done this to help you survive the hunger pangs as you wait a) to be served, b) to receive the food. We are attempting to gain an entry in The Guinness Book of Records for the slowest service in the world. This is another reason why many people stay for a month. They are awaiting the order which they placed on the first day. Our restaurant speciality is serving the wrong things to people; again, this is part of the Nunnery’s delightful emphasis on spontaneity. If our guests always received what they ordered, life could become boring. And what a delightful way to make friends, as you wander amiably around the restaurant, asking if anyone would swap a spirulina milkshake for a health-giving salad made entirely from wheatgrass.
“But what can I do to fill those empty hours” I hear you ask. If finding your room and waiting for your food does not provide enough joy and satisfaction, the Nunnery has other delights to entrance you. The yoga hall has discovered a unique way to test the focus of its participants by allowing a 3 foot snake to drop from the roof. If that is not enough excitement, then you can undertake the Nunnery’s trademark fast.
Our fast is special. You are medically supervised throughout, given soups and juices at regular intervals and you regularly eat clay. And spiruina, which has the flavour and texture of rancid mucus. Enemas make sure that you are thoroughly cleansed - by the end of your time with us you have a totally, completely pure gut. Waiting for our restaurant food is our economy version, though you cannot book ahead for this. However, it leads to the same excellent results.
We like to make our guests feel wanted so we arrange a grand finale to everyone’s stay when we present them with the bill. This provides more excitement for our long-term guests, many of whom have stayed with us for years because they cannot produce the money to pay their own bill. We achieve this excellent result by:
a) refusing to accept credit cards.
b) Refusing to accept anything other than Thai bhat. The fact that 99% of our customers are not Thai and have dollars a-plenty in their wallets adds a certain frisson to that eagerly anticipated final encounter, particularly when they wave the dollars in our faces in a most un-nunnery-ish manner.
c) Getting the bill totally wrong. We like to include at least 6 errors. The best ones are when we get the accommodation entirely wrong and charge a budget room at the luxury rate. Guests have been known to jump onto the reception desk and gibber like apes. This provides excellent, free entertainment for those waiting for food. We specialise in smaller mistakes, however, such as putting the wrong food down, charging fasting people for double portions of Thai curry and billing abstainers for half-a-dozen ‘Sex on the Beaches’ on Free Mike nights.
d) If you really want to know, Mike is being regularly fed and he is very happy doing the washing-up for the next 2 years.

So, there you have it; life in our very own tropical paradise, an oasis of love and spontaniety. Book your place now. We won’t have kept a record of it but, when you arrive, we will have such sweet smiles when we tell you to trek off that you will find it a pleasure to do just that.

Thursday, 4 February 2010

'Sinville' city.


Not sure whether the pier was holding up the boat, or vice versa...

Sihanoukville - 'Sin City'is a lively place, buzzing with action. It has beautiful beaches, lovely remote islands, crystal-clear waters and coral reefs. And a big crime scene. I was warned by several people - don't walk along this part of the beach at night - don't walk along that part of the beach at all on your own; don't carry valuables; stay in; lock your windows; swallow your credit-card... you get the picture.


In reponse to that, I had booked in to a lovely hotel with a swimming pool. I could isolate myself from 'Sin City', live by the pool, rest and get a tan. And how blissful this was - for a day. By the end of the time I was fed up with watching paunchy old men with young, beautiful Cambodian girlfriends who laughed obediently and followed every move of their man with large, adoring eyes. I knew of 'cheque-book journalism'; this was clearly 'credit-card sex'.so I booked an 'overnighter' at a nearby island, planning to snorkel.


How lovely is paradise? The island was truly beautiful, with a small fishing village and very little else. Our small huts looked onto rocks, but were tree-shaded in the heat.


Snorkelling was delightful; although you can't go so deep as with scuba, it has a sweet simplicity, which involves nothing more than donning swimsuit, pulling on mask and getting into the water. And when the water is warm and clear, little effort is involved. I fed multi-coloured fish with bits of bread and swam deep into the coral, seeing baby barracuda in huge shoals, big and little fish, even two tiny bright turquoise delights. Sea urchins (not the two-legged sort) were everywhere, their black spines waving in the gentle current. I saw some giant sponges, alongside harder orange-red coral growths. As you realise, I am an expert on these things.


I spent hours in the water until my skin was wrinkled almost past redemption and my toes cramped up with the effort.


And when I returned, I changed hotels and went to 'Tranquility', on Serendipity Beach. I had wanted a hotel as near to the beach as possible, with secure, clean rooms. And that is what I got. I'd leave my room, walk about 20m to the restaurant, take 2 steps onto the beach and sink into a deep basketweave chair with soft, comfy cushions. A banana milk-shake was only a wave away (my wave, not the sea's...) and I sat, watching beach-life and reading' or just listened to the swish of waves against the nearby rocks.


Beach life was fascinating. I saw:


a) tourists of all ages and nationalities. I watched pale-skinned sparrow-chested young men walk anxiously along, looking around at other people and not saying too much. They looked as if they'd never been away from home before. Then there were the tanned, confident ones, with dreadlocks, tattooes and the type of confidence that comes from months of travel. Older people were normally couples, either walking close together and holding hands (2nd honeymooners?), or fairly remote from each other and obviously far too used to each other's company.


b) beggars: men with mutilated or missing limbs would drag themselves along the sand. leaving deep marks. A friend I'd made, who lives in Cambodia, told me that most of these men are shams. "For a start, they might have lost their limb through snakebite and dodgy cures which led to amputation. And, OK, they don't have all their arms or legs. But every single one of them will have a wheelchair and be supported by some sort of NGO. so they don't actually need the dollars - they're supplementing their income." But I felt truly sorry for the blind man, led by a 6-year-old carrying a stick, who walked the beaches constantly singing, "Anything I do, I do it for you" offkey and with a strong Cambodian accent.


There is a strong movement against children begging in Cambodia. In Sihanouhkville at any rate, every primary-age child has free education, so they should be in school, not on thebeaches. As a result, I saw few child beggars But there were lots of:c) children selling stuff. From fruit to cold drinks to little woven things - they were eeverywhere, with appealing smiles and even more appealing half-English. I paid one young girl $3 for a handwoven bookmark. She told me that she uses the money to pay for herself and her younger sister to go to school. Although it's free for young sister, they still have to provide pens, books and suitable clothes.


d) women selling manicures, pedicures, henna tattoos, face, neck, back and foot massages. What bliss! They are very persuasive. "Imagine the following pronounced with almost no consonants, so that every word flows into the next - and very fast.


"Hello, maram, you wan manicuu?"


"No thank you. My hands are fine."


Your hand will then be picked up and looked at. Head shake, sad expression."Oh, no, maram, you han is no goo, You nee manucuu for goo nail. I very goo. Look, My nail."


And she waves a set of beautful nails at you, complete with painted flowers."An for you - very goo pri. You are my fren..."


I sigh. I am defeated. "OK. What price?"


"For yoo - spesha pri. Fi dollar."


"Five dollars?" I play the game. We both know exactly what it will cost me.


"OK, $4.50."


"Make it $4. For hands AND feet."


"OK, very goo. I give you specia manicuu. Hand and foot, If you wan flowa, you tell me but more dollar. OK?"


And we both know that by the end of it I will have twenty beautifully painted, floral nails, along with massaged legs and neck.
And once I'm 'sorted', I leave my special chair and walk slowly along the beach. The sun is getting low, the sea is retreating and bar-people are moving their own comfy chairs further out, along with the 'Happy Hour Cocktail' signs. 'Hour' is a moveable feast and clearly stated on the boards. "4pm - 6", "5-8", "7-12" or even, generously, "Anytime, everytime Happy Hour".


It's Saturday and, further along the beach, loads of Cambodians have gathered. Two large pyramid-using convenient holds, then sliding into the water. What fun! Others were busy burying parents in the sand, building sandcastles or just simply jumping into the waves. Young men with muscles and cool sunglasses were making an expensive row, driving jet-skis far too fast in the bay, then slicing through the water (hopefully not people) to make a grand entrance onto the beach. Others played shuttleball, which involves keeping a giant shuttlecock in the air using only feet, or splashed each other, or just sat relaxing. What a great scene, like people on the beach absolutely everywhere. But I didn't see any Cambodian woman in a bikini, or even a swimsuit; they wore modest shorts and tops, even when in the water. Such a difference to the skimpily-clad Westerners, who all-too-often were bulging out of revealing swimwear without a thought of covering up (or even buying a larger size...!)
The beach is great. Later on, I walk again. It's dark by now and the moon is full, great excuse for an all-night 'Full Moon Party'. The moon hangs like a suspended party-light; people buy fireworks and the multi-colours cascade upwards then into the water. Other lights flicker, the music is loud and party-time is all around. It's warm, the drink is cheap and the waves are near. Who needs more???

Phnom Penh - the genocide museum






Thurs 21 Jan: Phnom Penh



Walked around; decided that PP is a city - and that's that. It has a wat - temple - on a hill (like Luang Prabang's but smaller) & a silver palace (Like Bangkok's but smaller), lots of motorbikes and tuktuks, lots of noise - it's a city. Am I getting jaded wih travel?

I walked around without any great joy and decided that - yes, I'm moving on. But before then - it has to be done - I decided that I had to visit the Genocide Museum, Tuol Sleng where thousands of innocent people were tortured until they admitted to anything, everything, then killed.



It all happened in 2 ex-primary and 2 ex-secondary school buildings. What an irony, as Pol Pot rejected education completely, torturing & executing anyone who didn't have the sense to throw away specs, books and suits, put on ordinary labouring overalls and toughen up their hands. Even that wasn't enough. the KR soon turned cannibal, devouring its own party members who weren't thought to be working with enough enthusiasm.

Over 17,000 men, women and children entered the 'Security Prison'. They ended up in the Killing Fields, made to dig their own mass grave, then, blindfolded, made to kneel in front of it and simply bludgeoned to death. The Khmer Rouge didn't want to waste bullets.


From the outside the buildings looked quite ordinary and - well - schoolish, with grass in front and verandahs running the length of each floor. I went into the worst area first; the ground floor 'classrooms' had teaching displays with a difference - row upon row of black-and-white photos. Men, women and children stared at me, their eyes following me. some attempted a smile, as few looked angry, most looked slightly puzzled, or totally blank as if unsure why they were there in the first place. It must be a mistake...

But all of them met the same horrible fate - forced by torture to confess to some crime then killed. Perhaps they had been doctors, nurses or teachers; perhaps they were caught wearing glasses, perhaps they didn't wave and cheer with enough enthusiasm, perhaps one of their neighbours, anxious to divert scrutiny, had accused them of something. It didn't really matter; whatever the 'crime' they were guilty. And they were made to confess.

Senior officers weren't exempt from accusation, torture and death - but they had special treatment. They were in large, individual rooms, with a bed. But they were manacled to their beds and graphic photos on the walls showed their broken bodies and contorted postures. Apparently their rooms had glass windows simply to prevent their screams being heard too loudly.



Ordinary prisoners had tiny individual cells, the classrooms divided by rough brick or wood partitions. Or they were crammed into upstairs rooms, taken out to be tortured then to the cells on stretchers as they could no longer walk. Most of the cells still had their manacles - not that their prisoners would be capable of escape. In places there were piles of leg-irons; a display cabinet showed torture instruments and a couple of huge jars that people would be dropped into, upside-down, until they (almost) drowned. The instruments weren't particularly sophisticated - pain is easy to inflict. Some walls had photos or pictures showing what went on; others contained people's stories, of loved ones who disappeared in the night or simply never returned. No-one came back.

The intense suffering left its mark on the inside of buildings. Walking over the same tiles that had once been covered in blood, looking at the walls that had once eachoed with screams or moans, was not pleasant. People walked slowly around, expressionless and silent, reading inscriptions carefully. I watched an old Cambodian woman with some teenagers, her family, I suppose. she was explaining to them. gesturing and talking fast. They watched her every move, large-eyed. I wonder what she had had to do to survive. Or perhaps she was just lucky.

Some people left fragrant, waxy hibiscus flowers on the torture beds; I left mine perched on some manacles.I also wrote in several of the 'Comment' books: Join Amnesty International. This sort of torture is still a daily event in many countries. And we ignore it.
History repeats itself because nobody listens.
Let's listen.

D

D

C

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B

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A

A

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Time to leave Upper Mustang

Good beds for the night...

The way back? Not as simple as it sounds. There were two complications:


1. Horses. I had met two lovely British women as I travelled north. They had decided to return from Lo Mantang quite fast, so had hired three horses, one for luggage, two for them. On the second day, they offered me the chance to travel with them and ride on a horse when I wanted, as neither wanted to ride full-time. What bliss: on horseback I could look around, nonchalantly admiring the countryside, the horse's efforts to climb the steep paths, and the whistling and singing of the horseman as he gently encouraged his horse. The three of us shared the two horses with no problems.


BUT - there were troubles ahead.


Right at the start, they had refused to carry my rucsac on horseback: problem solved - Nurbu and a friend took turns. however, this highlighted the reluctance of the horsemen to carry a third woman. According to Ram, they were saying in Nepali, "If she wants to come then she must pay.
Alternative transport?
She is mean."
They clearly hadn't realised that I would give them a handsome tip at the end of the day.


After lunch, the situation worsened. Susan & friend had gone on ahead and I thought I'd quite like to ride. I asked Ram to stop one of the horses. The men carried on, brushing him out of the way. Ram shouted at them - they shouted back, It seemed that a major incident was starting. We caught up with Susan and her friend and the horseman shouted at her in Nepali; neither of us knew what he said but it clearly wasn't pleasant. In the end, furious, he started to unload all of their bags, threatening to return to Lo Mantang. Susan had to back down; I said that we would simply walk on to avoid anything worse happening. Things then simmered down but when I saw Susan much later, she said that she was worried that one of them might have been a political activist, looking for trouble with foreigners. I walked the rest of the way, with no problems at all; in fact, we made it back to Kagbeni in record time - 3 days. I must have been super-fit!


2. Weather. Behind us, clouds were getting thicker and snowlines becoming lower; we felt we were moving south just ahead of the snow. It was good to return to Kagbeni, back to my warm, comfortable room and the delights of an en-suite. We were lower here and it was more likely to rain than snow. We had a rest-day; Ram foolishly washed almost his entire wardrobe, hanging it on the line to dry and wandering around in shorts and flip-flops. Then the clouds came in and his washing stayed wet. He spent the rest of the day anxiously watching the weather. Luckily, he managed to dry his clothes, finishing them off in the kitchen.


We were due to take a plane from the nearby town, Jomson, at about 7am two days hence.A little about this plane journey. It takes 20 minutes, replacing a difficult journey over a mountain track (sorry, road) linking Jomson with Pokhara, which takes about 9 hours. BUT - weather has to be good as the landing/take-off is visual and the approach difficult.


So, we made our way to Jomson the next day. Clouds were thickening fast and, of course, down came the rain. It was cold, depressing rain, the sort that seeps into your clothes and makes you miserable - and the sort that means planes can't fly. Through the day we watched the clouds as they lowered themselves comfortably around Jomson. And we tried to keep warm; our lovely hotel proprietor lit a small stove under the table. I also remember a boy aged about ten, who worked there and jumped around with the liveliness of a firecracker. Towards the end of the evening we held arm-wrestling competitions and he and I were evenly matched. Not sure whether that was good or not...?


The next morning we were up at 5.30, packed and ready to go by 6 for the 7am flight. The airport, its entrance just across the way, was shut. 6.30- shut. 7.00 - shut. Finally, at 7,30, the gates opened and we were allowed in. The clouds had lightened slightly - we could actually see the mountains. Hopes were high. 8.30 - engine sounds - a plane was arriving from Pokhara! We rushed to the windows - it was a plane from the other airline, Buddha. People flying on that plane tried not to look smug as they boarded. We waited. And waited. Another plane! We rushed to the window. Another Buddha plane - in fact, the same one, which had flown to Pokhara, picked up more passengers and returned. Word came in that our plane was leaving Pokhara. We waited. And waited. Then there was an announcement in Nepali; people looked fed-up, stood up and left the room. All planes from Pokhara had been cancelled for the day because of bad weather.


Our options? We could wait for another day, with our names at the bottom of the list, and take a chance. This would involve a long wait in this cold, boring place, with nothing other to do than watch the clouds either lift or descend further. And the rain was very, very cold. And I'd finished my book.OR: we could take a 4wd to Pokhara, along a narrow, winding, rocky road. It would take 9 hours and be very expensive. And Ram had run out of money.


But I lent him the money, he pushed through crowds to organise a 4wd and an hour later we set off.


It was quite a journey; in places streams cascaded over the road, giving the vehicle a much-needed wash and us an interesting dampening experience. Progress was slow, but very beautiful. The route is the southern part of the Annapurna Circuit and was once favoured by trekkers, with enticing trails leading from the main route and small, intriguing villages. Nowadays people prefer to fly so that they reach the more remote areas more speedily.


We bumped and lurched along, slowly completing the circuit - and eventually returned to 'civilisation'.


Ah, Pokhara - forever dear to me. We drove down the high street. It was about 8.00pm. There were lights, shops were open, people were eating outside. It was warm. It was lively. It had an ATM. My hotel was clean, with a large room and a balcony. It had a restaurant with a menu. It had tea with milk. I didn't have to wear a down jacket any longer.


Aaaah, Pokhara.


The one great sadness was saying goodbye to Ram and Nurbu, my companions through pain, torment and delight for the last 25 days. They had been magical days, so intense and strangely wonderful despite the suffering. I had pushed myself harder than I ever thought I'd have to and the two men had always been cheerful and encouraging. Tomorrow would be strangely empty, with no walking, no feeling that I had to keep going - and no Nurbu and Ram.


We had a last meal together. Both were really looking forward to returning to Kathmandu. Nurbu's son was there and Ram's girlfriend was waiting for him. they were leaving on the first bus tomorrow.


"What will you do tomorrow, then?" Ram asked me.


"Nothing, absolutely nothing," I answered.


And it WAS good.

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

Upper Mustang (2)













As we went further north, houses became high and mud-walled with small, brightly decorated windows and doors. We were nearing Tibet.





We stopped for the night at Gami, a walled city with several monasteries. 'Streets' were narrow, stony alleyways, decorated with animal shit. Occasional snotty-nosed children raced past us; older, wispy-haired women sitting in the sun stopped their gossip and looked up, unsmiling, as we passed. I went out later to explore and take photos.Electricity had arrived in places and black wires drooped; an occasional satellite dish stood cupped, a gateway to the world. But they were add-ons; most was as it had been for ever. Cows and goats wandered the streets, browsing for stray grass or hay; high stone and mud walls concealed animal pens and dark stone-surrounded doorways led into homes. I passed the sausage-makers, amiably squatting and feeding some gooey mixture into what looked like animal intestines. I didn't stay to find out more...





In places, the alleys opened out to reveal startlingly beautiful views of distant peaks or small, orange-walled monasteries with prayer wheels. People chatted and children sat or played quietly in a small square surrounded by mud-walled buildings.It was the perfect place for - bubbles! For the last month I had carried 4 tubes of bubbles for just this purpose - to enchant some children just for sheer joy - and cause some chaos.And it worked. Ram, bless him, came with me and blew bubbles. At first the kids didn't know what to do - they just watched as the bubbles drifted like mobile rainbows into the sky. I burst one - and they got the idea. The square was transformed as a herd of galloping, shrieking children rushed after them, jumping, laughing and racing each other. Next! Next! More children arrived, some old men, wondering at the commotion, stayed to smile and even the old, toothless ladies looked up from their gossip and enjoyed the action.
***
Lo Mantang: capital city of the 'Forbidden Kingdom', only a few kilometres short of Nepal's frontier with Tibet. The day we trekked there started melodically as it was time for the annual 'puja', where the hotel's sacred manuscripts were read and blessed by four saffron-robed monks. It involved deep, rhythmic and monotonous chanting, punctuated with occasional cymbal-clashes and the beating of a drum. Hypnotic stuff! I thought the household would be paralysed with religious fervour but - no - everything went on quite as normal around it. The ritual was held in the hotel's own small temple, so breakfast was on time, with its own musical accompaniment.





There is snow in the air. Last night Ram was v worried and kept looking at the heavy clouds. This morning there is a definite snow-line on the nearby mountain; the small streams had frozen completely and we could crunch the ice as we walked. Three cheers for down jackets! And warm trousers! We stopped at a monastery/museum/castle, climbing a wooden step=ladder to get in. The museum was a small jumble of rather horrible exhibits in a small dark room. They included a couple of fearsome masks, a few head-dresses - and a pair of mummified hands, simply hanging from a clothes hook. They had belonged to either: i) the architect of the original building, who had been told to build the most magnificent building ever; his hands were removed so that he wouldn't ever surpass his achievement or b)a rival ruler who tried to conquer the building or c) a tourist who asked too many questions. Take your pick!
Thre walk was long and quite hard; although there were few uphill struggles, there were a lot of climbs. At one point Ram and Nurbu were ahead and stopped to wait. Ram sat down and I saw him leap into the air, clutching his backside. When I caught up, Nurbu was squatting behind him, picking out thorns from his rear. Thinnking nothing of it, Ram had sat on a rock which was literally covered with sharp, hooked thorns. His trousers weren't a problem; a few more minutes and Nurbu and I had picked them all oout. But he wasn;t wearing gloves and some of the thorns had gone very deep. He and I spent the next few evenings picking at them at odd moments - it became our new hobby...
We passed a sheer, sqandy cliff which from a distance looked covered with pockmarks. They were caves. CLose-up viedoes showed that they were part-walled, with bricks providing some shelter from the weather. They were also abandoned. Apparently they had been occupied by Tibetan refugees in the dark years when the Chinese had first invaded. Life must have been grim; there was no water nearby and it must have been bitter in the winter. But the sanctuary must have been sweet.
At last - we reached the top of a hill and there, in front of us, was the Walled City of Lo Mantang, journey's end. It was time to celebrate; we huddled out of the wind and I produced the last of the choc bars which had sustained us for the last 20 days. We had one each - a rare treat - and the last mile was a doddle!
Outside the gates to Lo Mantang's Walled city are long lines of bright-red-and-gold prayer wheels, stony roads and lots of patient, brightly harnessed horses. As we walked into the city, we could hear horns, chanting and the clashing of cymbals: something was happening. The Royal Palace dominated the small, central square; each of the 5 stories had its own heavily-carved wooden balcony, highlighted with white pleated fabric that flapped in the strong, cold wind.But the King had gone south for the winter, so the balconies were empty and the shutters closed. The square itself was roughly paved with stone; a stream ran through the middle, near a concreted washing area. People could do their washing and listen to the King at the same time (though I'm sure they never did!). It was definitely the main 'drag' - cows wandered and browsed, children toddled or chawsed each other around and old people sat in the last of the sun. The mud buildings were quite tall - 2 - 3 stories high, each with white walls, blue wooden shutters and carved, painted doorways. Everyone was dressed for cold weather, with woollen caps, fleeces and thick shirts; those in traditional dress were wrapped in thick woollen shawls. AND IT WAS COLD! Even in the sun, I was glad of my gloves and hat; the cracking wind set prayer-flags flapping like wash-day Monday.
On the next day in the square, we saw a real treat; the Crown Prince, obviously staying in Lo Mantang for winter, was handing out grey fleeces. They had been donated by a French charity and one person from each household was given one. About 40 people queued up for the gift, old and young, fat (not many) and thin; they were dressed against the weather and stood rubbing hands and stamping feet to keep warm. The CP was a jovial man who obviously knew each person and joked with them, occasionally pausing to tease a small child running through the legs of the waiting people. One man tried to get around twice but was 'sussed' amongst much ribaldry. I wonder whether the Prince took one?
We visited temples - I was told off once because I'd walked over Buddha's head. 'I never meant it, yer honner,' - I had been on the floor above and didn't realise I had committed a crime. The statues varied, but all were well-looked-after, with offerings and incense in front, often with the Dalai Lama's smiling face. It was lovely to climb to the flat roofs and look out over the city. Piles of wood acted as a wall around most houses - a sign of prosperity. They were only used on special occasions (dung was the fuel-of-choice); they were status symbols. Some roofs were covered with patches of bright yellow (maize) or red (chilis) drying in the sun but all were festooned with prayer-flags, which flapped like dirty washing and stood our bright against the deep blue sky.
My favourite temple was out of town and we visited it on - our rest day. Rest day? Others actually rested, or hired horses; we were made of tougher stuff and walked up a steep hill to an outlying temple. We tried the gate; it was locked. Another gate gave way when we pushed and we walked slowly up the slope. A low growling made us stop; at the top of the path, over to one side, stood a great, black dog, its hackles bristling as it snarled."Perhaps we should go?" I suggested, ever brave, but Ram was not to be deterred."I think monks have gone, these are guarding against robbers," he said and walked confidently on. Luckily the dog was chained, but there were several and as we walked past each one, which pulled and bared its teeth at us, another saw us and started the same fearsome procedures. A small child eventually appeared abd showed us around but everything was locked up. A notice pasted to what must have been the schoolroom door, said it all: 'School closed for winter, Classes will be resumed on Nov 17th in Pokhara'. Pokhara - lakeside town at the end of my trek - symbol of warmth, shops, good hotels. Pokhara - a lifetime away.
The view from the top was magnificent - we could see the road into Tibet, now closed because of Chinese worries about insurgency - and Tibet itself, its high, arid mountains stretching into the distance. Local fields in Lo Mantang's valley were well-tended, with irrigation channels built of clay or stone. But winter was coming and nothing would be planted until the warmer month of March. The snow-line was coming closer to Lo Manthang; many houses were padlocked and deserted, their families already there. It was time for us to take the route back south and head for Pokhara.






The long and winding road...












A little, half-frozen girl who I met at the top of a pass.





The path wasn't always wide... this was the stuff of nightmares.










Monday, 4 January 2010

In search of a perfect new year (2)


NEW YEAR

in searchiof a perfect new year (1)

new year

elephants

elephants

Van viang & Luang Prabang

dodgy backpackers and happy moments: christmas eve and tubing

Bangkok - crazy city

Bangkok

Caves and things

Caves and things

Lucknow - site of a 'mutiny'

Lucknow

Trains & Tigers







I'm sitting on the verandah of my little bungalow, sipping ice-cold beer after walking peacefully along the riverbank at sunset, looking for elephants, gazelle, possibly even a tiger. No luck - but so what!
This is a lovely place - it's a small eco-camp in Northern India, surrounded by trees, with a sparkling, fast-running river nearby. When I arrived at 7am, after a very long and cold sleeper journey from Lucknow, I couldn't believe it when the hotel manager said, "Would you like tea or coffee in your room, madame, or here in the lounge?" Talk about a culture-clash! It wasn't so much a room as a complete bungalow, with lounge, huge bed, marble-floored bathroom and loads of hot water. I had a bath, with bubbles, then breakfast, a short sleep and safari.
Six of us did our best to fill a huge 19 seater left-over from WW2. The driver had the same war-like mentality - 'We take no prisoners' - gunning the engine as we raced to the main entrance of the Jim Corbett Tiger Park. We raced along dirt tracks and tarmaced roads alike, which gave us precious little time to see anything, apart from a few deer and one angry elephant, which trumpeted as we raced past, then lurched into the jungle. We actually stopped, briefly, for a glimpse of crocs sunning themselves on a far away river bank - muggers and gharials - then raced off again, chucking up clouds of dust which would have choked any nearby tiger into submission.
On the way back, we almost collided with a collection of 10 safari vehicles, crowded with people in various stages of ecstasy and excitement - see the photo. Hidden in the undergrowth was a tiger, stalking a blissfully aware and rather beautiful little deer. (You can guess whose side I'm on here...) The tiger was visible for about 3 seconds but I was too busy sympathising with the deer to notice. I took a hopeful picture of where people said it was. We sat and watched for about 10 minutes, the deer moved around, ignoring its moment of fame and refusing to sign autographs, then for no apparent reason our driver took off at speed once more.
We came across the elephant - perhaps the same one? It moved sedately in front of us down the road but we must have got too close because it suddenly turned and charged us. We moved! I've never known a reverse gear go so fast. But within about 10 metres of us, the elephant lost interest and moved sideways into the river. No, we didn't stop to look.
I was up early the next day for a jeep safari. I was in the hands of an expert. He soon pointed out tiger pug-marks at the side of the road. 'Maybe one, two hours ago, not long." We stopped and peered into the jungle, but two hours is a long time in the animal world. We saw lots of pug-marks; tigers clearly use the roads as their person rights-of-way in the night.
We also saw lots of deer. I was re-classifying them as 'bait', ignoring my sympathies for the stalked deer of yesterday. I wanted action. Then the guide looked eagerly at the side of the road. "Stop!" He gazed thoughtfully at some pug-marks; to me they looked identical to all of the others, but he knew different.
'These are fresh - maybe 5, 10 minutes old. Listen!" A shrill warning cry screeched out in dense bush to the right of us. "Wild peacock. It has seen tiger."
And only about 50 metres back was a whole herd of bait - sorry, deer - grazing upwind of the lurking tiger. Perfect. Worth a wait. We scanned the bush with binoculars. The peacock screeched again, my adrenalin surged. We waited. We waited. Ten minutes passed; a few other safari jeeps stopped, then left. I started to admire the beautiful scenery. I drank some water and started to think about my bladder. I looked again for the tiger. Another five muinutes passed - and we gave up.
And that was as close as I came to spotting a tiger. But I will modestly admit that on the day I travelled to Tiger Camp, I actually saw THREE Indian tigers. In Lucknow Zoo.

Varanasi

Varanasi

Incredible INDIA



INDIA - I'M NEVER DOING IT AGAIN! Well, that was the acronym, but I disagree. I've had a great three weeks here' highlights - Varanasi, the tiger Camp and the caves of Ajanta & Ellora - have been written up separately, but here's a summary.
Kolkata: airport v efficient but the city had just had a wildcat transport strike so there were no airport taxis. Pre-paid taxi man was apologetic & said to come back in 15 mins. I had tea , returned in 15 mins to find a huge queue. First test of my fire & determination - would I meekly go to the back of the queue? No chance. I explained what had happened to a lovely Indian couple at the head of the queue who told off the taxi-man & organised the first taxi for me.And that has been typical of my India experience - incredibly helpful people. Like the travel agent who literally spent hours sorting out my complicated travel arrangements. Everything worked without a hitch and he kept phoning various people (me - mobile phone? - what a joke!) to check that I was OK.I didn't like Kolkata; it was 'big city', crowded, noisy, chaotic - and suffering from a sufeit of Raj. Huge, impressive - but mouldy - buildings were a solid reminder of British colonialism. The Victoria Memorial was a splendid creation: imagine the Albert Memorial but 50x bigger - with excellent displays about Indian history - colonial and post-colonial. But to me, Kolkata was summed up by the South Park Cermetery, the original colonial graveyard, crammed with huge (often 6m high) memorials, in a claustrophobic testament to life's uncertainty, especially when cholera, typhoid or dysentary could wipe out an entire family within days.
Train travel: I was scared about this. I had booked 2nd class sleeper berths for 4 journeys. This involved six-berth apartments which converted to berths when people felt like sleeping. They weren't air-con; there was no glass in the windows so we were wind-cooled. It was cold at night as the shutters didn't fit. But my system worked well - sleeping-bag liner, plus skirt spread over top, wearing hoodie, with rucsac as pillow and inflatable small pillow on top. This provided excellent security, especially as my large rucsac was stored underneath the berth, secured with pacsafe and an impressive selection of padlocks. And people were very friendly. I met a great group of college students, on their way to a teacher-training post, plus families and individuals who were quite fascinated by my 'Teach Yourself Hindi' book (after a month of study I have graduated to Chapter 2...) and gave me impromptu lessons in collquial Hindi and how to write the script. Finding the right train was problematic - the answer is to hire a porter to wait with you. These men know the railway timetable backwards and are total experts on everything to do with rail travel. My favourite porter was at Lucknow station. Smartly dressed in a red uniform, he looked ex-military. I agreed to pay him 40rupees (c80p) plus a 10 rupee tip. While we waited, about 15 minutes, roughly 20 people came and asked him about trains and he knew the answer to everything. I gave him an extra 10 rupee tip; he left the train without counting it, then returned to give me back the money. I had to work hard to persuade him to take the extra.
Lucknow: fascinating place. I thought I'd find it oppressive, with all that I knew about the Mutiny at Lucknow, but it wasn't. The Residency, site of the siege, was much bigger than I thought. Originally, over 40 houses, some belonging to Indians, filled the site. All but 6 were reduced to ruins. Most of the area was like a paintball site - trees, ruins to hide in and rough grass - but this was paintball for real. The siege lasted for 5 months and by the end, 2/3 of them had been killed. There were many poignant stories told on the gravestones. More people died of disease & starvation than bullets, but surviving buildings were covered with bullet-marks, fire damage & cannon-ball holes. All was set against manicured lawns, palm-trees & the remainders of what must have been a very gracious life-style. But of course there was more to all of this than meets the eye. The British had behaved very badly to the local Nawabs, annexing their land and persuading them into giving huge loans which have never been repaid. To this day, the British govt is paying 3% interest on millions of pounds lent to finance the war against Burma in the early 1800s. But of course it's the buggers at the bottom of the heap who suffer - the ordinary Indian soldiers who had to make impossible choices about loyalty and the Brit soldiers' families who were cooped up for months, never knowing whether they'd survive the day. Another little-known fact - the Mutiny (Brit name) is also called The First Indian War of Independence: fighting continued in Lucknow for 2 years after the siege and involved the British razing much of the city to the ground as it provided too many hiding-places for the fighters. Mark Twain wrote a lovely piece about the small children who survived Lucknow. He said how remarkable it was that people tried to keep their lives as normal as humanly possible. A mother told him that one day, after a particularly vicious bombardment her son came rushing in shouting, "Mummy, mummy, come see. The hen's just laid an egg!"
But the trishaw-men (cycle-powered) wage their own sort of war on unwary tourists. Wherever you say you want to go, they take you somewhere different. Then they charge you double. The first time that this happened, I ended up in a rather beautiful public garden, site of another battle, with a memorial to an Indian woman who had died, A Brit officer had been told to get rid of a sniper who had killed several soldiers from a vantage point in a tree. He hit the fighter then discovered 'he' was 'she'. Mortified, the officer said he would rather have killed himself than kill a woman. Anyway. So I was quite happy with this and took another rickshaw. He went off in totally the wrong direction, taking me somewhere rather obscure. Some very helpful people told him where he had to go, so he had no option but to go there. I really enjoyed the transport method; you hang on grimly as the trishaw wages an impossible route through traffic, going the wrong way and ignoring traffic-lights; I discovered the trick is to hang on with both hands (sadly, it meant that I couldn't video the experienc, but at least I surtvived) AND SIT STAIGHT-BACKED, pretending to be un-moved by the narrow escapes, etc. When we reached my hotel, I gave him 100r - a lot of money. He objected and said he wanted 200! The third time, I went to a road which I knew, with a simple route to my hotel, and made sure that the man knew exactly where I wanted to go. And, of course, he went straight past the turning. After that I decided to go upmarket and use suto-taxis, little 3-wheelers.
Varanasi - what a place, what an experience. Go there! Ive writen separately about it.
Jim Corbett Tiger Camp: If I went again, I would stay inside the park at a place called Bijrani and go on whole-dsay safaris. But it ws lovely to stay in such luxury for a few days.
Ajanta & Ellora caves: see separate account.
Mumbai: hot! Around 34C most days and I am glad of my air-con room. The city is so diverse - it's filled with spoilt noisy rich Indian kids and slum children who have nothing and beg on the streets. I have a superb view of the harbour (I should have - I'm paying enough for it - about $85 a night!). On the street outside, a family sleeps each night; we wave at each other and occasionally I go out and give them a few oranges or another small gift. Their little boy, aged about two, plays happily with his father's flip-flops, or sits with his feet in the gutter and looks around. I wonder what he makes of the tall, ornate horse-drawn carriages that look as if they've been covered with silver foil. The best have artificial flowers, flashing lights and brightly coloured parasols. The horses are also brightly decorated and clop, clop steadily along the sea-front, the carriages full of tourists. How many 10 minute trips in one of these would keep the homeless family for a month? Mumbai is very prosperous with huge, immaculate high-rise apartment blocks. World-class luxury motor yachts float in the harbour; just round the corner, grubby, smelly little fishing boats jostle for space on the mud. One delightful contrast was a small village area in the middle of high-rise mania; it's an enclave of what must have orignally been a Portuguese settlement of wooden-balconied houses in narrow traffic-free and tree-shaded alleyways. It was like returning to a more leisured age; I'm sure that the occupants fight tooth & nail to keep the area from re-development. It was directly opposite a Catholic church (complete with crucified Christ with marigold garlands) and the area was dotted with small Catholic shrines.I have also had my hair cut & coloured (no shame!) at a branch of Toni & Guy's; the colour stylist was a gay who normally lives in Brighton but who had a taste for travel.I've also been to an open-air beach concert involving wow-wow dancers and beat-y music, been to the most expensive hotels in town, developed a taste for kulfi (Indian ice-cream), seen an open-air exhibition by Alliance Francaise of aerial photography of threatened areas of the world, highlighting the need for a more eco-friendly approach to life, walked for miles, decided not to buy another shalwah kameez -instead I bought two mini-speakers - decided not to see 'Twilight' as I couldn't face sitting in a cinema full of spoilt, noisy Indian kids, walked to the view-point & saw an area full of small Hindi temples and a large 'tank', etc, etc. The lovely thing about walking is that, when I get fed up / tired / too hot I can duck into an air-con restaurant / shop / catch a taxi.Tomorrow is my last day in India; I plan to take a ferry out to Elephanta Island, enjoy the breeze & see the caves. Then I shall eat kulfi and pack.

Lumbini

'"It's awful," people told me. 'Hopelessly 'kitsch', like a theme-park."
They obviously didn't know the 'real' me, hopelessly addicted to tack. I set off two days later. My destination? Buddha's birthplace.
I didn't realise until I came to Nepal that Buddha was actually born here, at Lumbini. Legend tells how his mother, hugely pregnant and on a long journey, stopped to bathe in an atractive pool surrounded by trees. She felt birth pangs, grasped the low branch of a nearby tree for support and Siddharta (the future Buddha) popped out. He walked 7 paces and spoke immediately afterwards.
Archaeologists have identified the place and Lumbini has become a World Heritage Site. It has remains of ancient monasteries and a pillar erected by Ashoka, a prominent Indian Buddhist, many centuries ago. Both have been restored.
The actual site of the birth is now surrounded by a peaceful garden. The pond is still there, but now with concrete walls and there is a huge and very ancient tree, surrounded by offerings and inhabited by fat squirrels which nibble at them. All very serene. A large area around it has been dedicated as a commemorative park, with modern monasteries built by most of the world's Buddhist countries.
The guidebook warned that the site was very spread-out, so I hired Melinda, a 'sit-up-and-beg' cycle, complete with basket, and pedalled around with a slow-moving grandeur (I hoped). I had a brilliant time and ended up feeling more like a film star (Audrey Hepburn?) than a humble tourist.
The reason? School-party invasions. Literally hundreds of students aged from 7 - 17 were being shepherded around by anxious teachers. Shepherded? The kids raced around the monasteries with spontaneous outpourings of joy at their release. Finer points about differing styles of Tibetan, Sri Lankan or Indian Buddhism were sadly lost on children who raced up staircases, leapt around pathways and chattered and pointed at everything.
And at me! I posed for countless photos, answered the inevitable question countless times: "How are you?" (Correct answer, spoken very carefully and with no expression at all, 'I am fine, how are you?" which reduced several children into giggles. I was followed around by children who for some reason wanted me to write my name on the back of their hand, or on a scrap of paper. At one monastery, the hapless teachers had managed to organise their restless children into 6 lines; one of them waved at me. I waved back and every single student then waved and shouted hello. Oh, the joys of teaching.
And of course, there were the monasteries. Each government obviously saw Lumbini as the ideal place to show off and impress everyone with their moral superiority. Bigger, brighter, better Buddhism rules. Not quite what Buddha had in mind, I'm sure, but such fun. One one side of a track is a Chinese contribution - it seems straight out of the Forbidden City, with golden, pointy roofs and a VERY impressive entrance. Not to be outdone, the Korean effort, directly opposite, is higher, longer and generally bigger in every way. It is not yet finished, still grey concrete, so it looks as if it is glowering at the frivolity of those Chinese over the road.
My personal favourites? i) the statue of Buddha as a child, taking his 7 steps. He stands just inside the entrance of the Chinese monastery, one finger of his right hand pointing skywards, the other one pointing to the ground. He looks about to break into a version of 'Saturday Night Fever'. And b) the flickering, glittering halo on the Indian Buddha, which exists in multi-coloured hakogen-lit glory. Truly impressive.
Every monastery was totally different and governments had spent a small fortune on them. The Thai one was a white icing-cake confection. Sri Lanka had a whirlwind of circles and golden roofs. The Lotus temple had a series of concrete, brightly painted figures in its garden which showed different stories about Buddha. All quite wonderful.
And on the next day thousands of Buddhist monks arrived. They stayed in tented camps and ate in brightly-painted tents, admiring open-air stalls with plastic souveniers, statues of Buddha and huge helium balloons.
"Why?" I asked the hotel proprietor.
"It's a special puja festival to bless lamas. It happens every year."
"Do they come from all over Nepal?"
"They come from all over the world. It lasts for 10 days."
I hope they all have as much fun as the schoolkids. I'm sure they will.

(Photos will follow...)